I was going to title this "everyday superpowers" but it sounded too much like a five-minute devotional.
Darren and I occasionally discuss what powers we'd possess if we were superheroes. For instance, Darren would be Punctuality Man, who arrives anywhere -- the scene of a terrorist plot, a train accident, Sunday morning church service -- fifteen minutes early. I would be The Apostrophe Avenger, sweeping through the land freeing apostrophes from forced labor in words where they don't belong.
When I saw The Incredibles, I realized that every woman in the world needs to be Elastigirl. Especially women with small children. And pregnancy would be such a... um, snap.
The other night I discovered a new superpower. I needed to go dry my hair and get ready for bed, but what I really preferred to do was cuddle on the bed with Darren. Finally I compelled myself to the hair dryer. "New superpower," I announced. "Not found in teenagers: Superadult. I can make myself be responsible when I don't want to be."
Whee. Give me the Force anyday. -- SJ
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
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Go'od p'ost, lov'e! :) --DJ
Wouldn't Darren be "Early Man" or "Always Early Man" rather than punctuality man if he always arrived 15 minutes early? Isn't punctuality walking in the door just in time - right on the dot?
Thanks, sweetheart. You can get ready fifteen minutes early for your comfy night on the couch. -- SJ
Oh, Sarah, didn't you ever go to Knoxville or Excel? "Punctuality" meant getting to the sessions five minutes early. Darren makes better time than that even without superpowers! -- SJ
I'm cheering for the Apostrophe Avenger. Maybe we should team up, since my superpower alter-ego has long been the Grammar Commando, who takes on a wide range of errors, from misused homonyms ("it peaked my interest"--arrggghh!) to the abandonment of capital letters (whether of divine origin or not). Apostrophes were taking up most of time, though, so if you take them on I can concentrate on other areas.
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