I went to the dentist this morning and discovered, just as I did about ten years ago, that I have multiple cavities. "How do I have enough teeth for more cavities?" I exclaimed. She replied, "Well, you have 28 teeth." Thanks.
I'd feel pretty irreponsible, except that I eat the same things and follow the same dental hygiene procedure as Darren, who has -- I quote the dentist -- "beautiful teeth." Listen closely and you'll hear the sound of soft, weak teeth grinding in envy... -- SJ
P.S. For completely unrelated information, Addie refers to jello as "choochow." Etymology unknown.
Thursday, January 27, 2005
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