Sherlock Jones

"Guess what I made for myself at 4:30 this morning when I was up with Phillip," I said to Darren.

"A roast beef sandwich."

"Hey! How did you know that?"

"Because the mustard was still out and the roast beef was in a different place in the fridge."

Wow. Such skills of observation are far beyond me. That same morning, I saw the mass of soggy half-toasted hot dog bun in the sink, but had to be *told* about how Darren found out that you can't toast hot dog buns in the regular toaster because they get stuck and you have to spend five minutes digging them out.

-- SJ